r/memes • u/Eli_the_Gamer • Feb 03 '23
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u/Tha_Hand Feb 03 '23
Congratulations.
You’re now 10 million years old with $6 cash.
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u/Dr_Kriegers5th_clone Feb 03 '23
Sweet that's 4 bucks more than I have now
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u/cedenof10 Identifies as a Cybertruck Feb 03 '23
woOowWw look at mr big money over here… way to show off, jackass >:/
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u/Dickpuncher_Dan Feb 03 '23
Al Pacino: "Two Dolles? Here, lemme buy you a pack o' gum, I'll show you how to chew it."
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u/Zenketski_2 Feb 03 '23
Oh God damn it I got reanimated as an anime kid
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u/TrollTrollTroll6969 Feb 03 '23
In a hentai plot 😏
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u/Zenketski_2 Feb 03 '23
WHOOO YEAH BABY THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKI-wait.... what gender?
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u/TrollTrollTroll6969 Feb 03 '23
''You''😏
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u/Zenketski_2 Feb 03 '23
WHOOOO YEAH BABY! That's what I'm talking about, that's what I've been waiting for. WHOOOOOOO
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u/TrollTrollTroll6969 Feb 03 '23
giving or getting that 8inch 😏
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u/RedzyHydra Feb 03 '23
Happy Cake Day 🎂 👍
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u/mariofes Feb 03 '23
Well, I don't feel happy this days. I just feel the stress over and over again. I don't feel rest at all. It was not helping me either.
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u/6_NEOS_9 Success kid Feb 03 '23
"No, This isn't how you're supposed to play the game"
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u/ersimonds Feb 03 '23
Why not? If he don't do that, he will not probably get both of them. There's no rule saying that it can't be crushed and mixed.
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u/Teska-Tenka Sussy Baka Feb 03 '23
A pile of dust with some pocket change?
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u/charla1993 Feb 03 '23
It doesn't change anything. It was still the dirt was inside the pocket. But nonetheless, hoping we all have a good day ahead.
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u/HeWhoChonks Feb 03 '23
"Oh man I can't believe I was lucky enough to get into this Bitcoin thing when they were a fraction of a cent each!"
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u/primalphoenix Forever alone Feb 03 '23
$100USD of Bitcoin the day it released would’ve been worth $10.3B in November 2021
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u/AmbitionSpecialist Feb 03 '23
If I knew at 6 what I know now, I'd have way more than $10 million.
Sports bets, stock investments, education choices, and etc.
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u/hglndr9 Feb 03 '23
No Biff we saw that future already.
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u/Pirate_Redbeard_ Feb 03 '23
NOBODY. calls me. chicken
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u/Schootingstarr Feb 03 '23
Sure, but do you need more than $10 million?
I'd be worried of fucking up my relationships I created over my life.
Give me the millions and I'd be set
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u/Peacook Feb 03 '23
Don't forget the majority of people are greedy when it comes to wealth. Enough is never enough
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u/AndyMoogThe35 Feb 03 '23
God what I would do to go back to school without any adult worries, where time was much slower and the video game sessions lasted much longer. I know some people had absolutely terrible school experiences and depressing childhoods, I myself got bullied on occasion but with the knowledge of an adult I wouldn't even care about what other people would think I would just enjoy every second
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u/JaRoc Feb 03 '23
But you still know everything you know now. You'd never get to live as a kid again because you'd now have adult worries, no matter how much you try to ignore it.
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u/KioLaFek Feb 03 '23 edited Feb 03 '23
Depends. I am sometimes tempted to quit my job and coast on my meager savings. I think I would have my needs satisfied with the 10 million
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u/Blue_Moon_Lake Feb 03 '23
My best friend, I have no idea how we met. I may never meet my best friend in a reboot life.
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u/GingerNinja2962 Feb 03 '23
Same, If i started over I would probs choose not to go through the tough shit I did and then would not have the friends I have today.
Besides 10 mil is alot, just put a side a bit and live off the intrest.
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u/Cattaphract Feb 03 '23
Depends on your relationships. Siblings will most likely stay similar. GF, wife, kids would be a huge thing but doesnt matter if you dont have them yet. Friends could be a problem if you are really really missing them but oftentimes friends changes too so the risk is not that great compared to reality
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u/Schootingstarr Feb 03 '23
I have serious problems connecting with new people, so the relationships I do have took a lot of work to establish and are very dear to me. I really can't think of much in my life I would like to have done differently.
I'd take the 10 million and not worry about money ever again in my life instead of having to stress over how to reconnect with the people in my life.
It's obviously much different for people who fucked up hard at some point, but I've been spared any major fuck ups so far
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u/Rex_002 Average r/memes enjoyer Feb 03 '23
I have a feeling that if you go back in time, the current event are not going to play out. The bets that previously won might be a lose.
If everything was the exact same, then wouldn't it mean everyone is following a "path"?
If someone were to pick 3 letters and they pick HRN, and then you go back in time. If the exact same thing played out, then that person would have no choice other than to pick HRN.
So if it was exact, then all of us would have to be robots, following a path.
If this is not the case, then that would mean after going back in time, the events that happened previously would not happen exactly again.
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u/FriedQuail Feb 03 '23
The future won't happen exactly again but you'll know enough to have an advantage when it comes to investing.
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u/Ghost3603 Number 15 Feb 03 '23
"Mother, please put every dollar you have into bitcoin"
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u/zedispain Feb 03 '23
Or mine it yourself. You'd get quite a bit pre 2010. Enough for you to crash the market when it reached that 60k mark
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u/blake_ch Feb 03 '23
You better remember all the key figures and time events when going in the past, cause you can't google them!
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u/SuperiorCrate Average r/memes enjoyer Feb 03 '23
Then sell before the crypto crash
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u/FriedQuail Feb 03 '23
Or be old enough that starting over at age 6 still allows you to reach adulthood in time for the initial surge in Bitcoin's value.
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u/Ponicrat Feb 03 '23
Will you? One big bitcoin hoarder might ripple into no bitcoin bubble, or other crypto going big. Different companies may succeed and fail. Every big idea from every ceo happens under a specific set of circumstances that may not come to be in a subtly altered timeline.
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u/Szudar Feb 03 '23
Every big idea from every ceo happens under a specific set of circumstances that may not come to be in a subtly altered timeline.
It's doubtful one random person acting differently would impact world so much lol. As long as you would not trying to be prophet trying to save lifes or perfect investor/sports better billionaire never making mistakes you should be fine.
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u/BalancingVices Feb 03 '23
The biggest hurdle in this thought experiment is the butterfly effect absolutely applying to conception.
For parents this would be a big no-no, as there is zero chance you'd get the exact same sperm cell to fertilize the egg. The winner of that race itself is already influenced by millisecond timings, but you wouldn't even get the same selection of sperm cells in the first place, after going back just a few days in time and living life slightly better.
Your current kids would go into oblivion, with only you having a memory of them.
Even for participants without kids of their own, that butterfly effect would destroy every child, whose future parents you interacted with in any way. Just a slight delay at the stoplights can make all the difference here. That friendly neighbor's kid? Only you would remember they ever existed.
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u/theLuminescentlion Feb 03 '23
You go back to 6 but it's still the current year, it's not time travel.
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u/TheMooderator https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Feb 03 '23
Red pill and all the lunch money goes into bitcoin
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u/Aok_al Feb 03 '23
Why stop there? Invest in Zoom, Amazon and Google
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u/metalmanExtreme Feb 03 '23
One stock, invest in multiple someone’s gonna notice and you become a government test subject.
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u/jott1293reddevil Feb 03 '23
Man you’ll just get a plum job at a bank then they’ll let you run a hedge fund.
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u/RealAstroTimeYT Feb 03 '23
Not really, unless you're already a millionaire or something you'll probably go unnoticed. Nobody cares about the guy that turned $100 into $10000.
They care about the guy that turned $1M into $100M
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u/Mitosis Feb 03 '23
i mean if you're doing this isnt that the goal?
ultimately though dumping everything into tech stocks and getting out in 2022 is plenty, and "i just invest in all the tech stocks" is pretty defendable
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u/thedankening Feb 03 '23
Right, no one would bat an eye at some random schlub making millions on the stock market. It happens all the time. There's such a disgusting amount of money floating out there no one would miss it if some guy becomes a millionaire because of their investments. If you cash it all out and you had hundreds of millions of dollars then that would be noticed. No one would likely care that you as an individual did this, but it might fuck with the rest of the stock market a bit.
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u/jerry-jim-bob Feb 03 '23
Apple, Facebook. Use your knowledge of the stock market to make billions of dollars.
Also, wasn't this a throwaway line in an Austin Powers movie
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u/metro_jam Feb 03 '23
Those hing engagement app, you should invest to them. You can make money when you actually don't do anything. Make sure it's a legit investing company.
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u/TrippyTriangle Feb 03 '23
who really needs billions, just a few score of millions to be set for life. you'll raise eyebrows with too much anyways.
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u/ZioiP Feb 03 '23
You're assuming nothing changes with your influence...that's kinda risky, imho.
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u/Lallana-Delrey Feb 03 '23
I doubt you change much of multi-billion dollar companies influences growing up again lol
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u/ghoonrhed Feb 03 '23
Some guy bought a pizza using like 10k bitcoins back in the day. Buying another 10k bitcoin at that time wouldn't even be that big of a deal.
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u/VladTempes Feb 03 '23
You know what i find funny? People often think that if they went back in the past and made a slight change it could have catastrophic effects, but nobody thinks that small things they do today may drastically change things in the future for the better or for worse.
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u/Willrkjr Feb 03 '23
I think it’s more about predictability, right? Like if you subscribe to the butterfly effect idea(which I don’t), then that’s happening all the time, but there’s no perceived change because no one knows the future
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u/BowlerLongjumping877 Feb 03 '23
6 years old. Would give anything to be able to go back ti when my mom was perfectly healthy. And I guess trying to pick up a couple early shares of apple or tesla or whatever wouldn’t hurt
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u/Xfissionx Feb 03 '23
Money can buy alot but it can never buy back time
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u/iSage Feb 03 '23
Sure, but I'd rather have the means to live a fulfilled adulthood than relive the trauma of my childhood again.
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u/Willinton06 Feb 03 '23
You don’t have to live it again, you have your adult knowledge, you could literally conquer the world by 20 if try
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u/BlessKurunai Virgin 4 lyfe Feb 03 '23
Well I'm pretty damn sure there are 6 year olds out there who are a lot smarter than me.
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u/KiraCatsandra Feb 03 '23
Smart and knowing 10 years into the future is different lol
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u/Sparkism Feb 03 '23
Remember the time travel rules, guys. Buy bitcoins at pennies and don't do anything else that could ripple into the future and change it. That's all you do. Buy bitcoins and STFU until ma$$ive ca$h has been achieved.
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u/_BMS Feb 03 '23
No 6 year-old would think to buy up Bitcoin when it was still practically free and hoard it. I still remember when there were Reddit bots just handing out Bitcoin for free when it was worth fractions of a cent.
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u/Koctik39rus Feb 03 '23
You could choose the money instead. Well as for mei just want to go back to the good old days, together with the money. LMAO
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u/Force3vo Feb 03 '23
If I were a 6 year old with all my memory intact I would be swimming in money before being 18.
If you just invest in the absolutely most well known things you'd be rich easy. Just investing in Bitcoin and Ethereum when they were less than a cent would make you a billionaire for a dollar investment. Heck you could just mine it early on for no investment at all.
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u/Spiderpiggie Feb 03 '23
We aren't there yet, but there's a fair amount of research being done around drugs that can artificially extend your lifespan. You can bet your ass it wont be cheap, so money can effectively buy time (in the future).
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u/bondibitch Feb 03 '23
Exactly you’ll easily make way more than $10m from your knowledge of the future.
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u/IsuckAtFortnite434 Chungus Among Us Feb 03 '23
I would invest in a whole bunch of companies and maybe in bitcoin too. The problem is i would be 6 years old and my dad wouldn’t listen to financial advice from a toodler 💀
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u/salcedoge Feb 03 '23
tbf you don't really need much capital to invest. Literally investing 5$ worth of bitcoin at its infancy would make you a millionaire regardless.
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u/Hextek_II Feb 03 '23
You can just mine it for free with any hardware. Early blocks were so easy to get that you could just press a button for free bitcoins
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u/DynamicMangos Feb 03 '23
July 2008 Bitcoin began trading at $0.0008 If you could get together 10USD as a kid and invest that and then cashed out at the 50,000USD peak of bitcoin you would have 625 Million dollars. So save up 20 Dollars and you'd be a billionaire
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u/neolologist Feb 03 '23
If I were in a 6 yr old body and I knew the future of bitcoin and couldn't get any money, I would legit steal $20 from my parents.
It's for a good cause guys, you'll thank me later.
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u/vuplussolo Feb 03 '23
But we are too young for it. We can't handle frustration either. Imagine your parents don't even know why you are doing that
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u/bangbtc Feb 03 '23
You will. Why would you not do it instead. I mean if that thing make you billionaire, why would not take the risk.
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u/mr_nothingness_123 Feb 03 '23
This^
With the knowledge from the future you can literally build and innovate things that are not yet available in the past
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u/SarkasticLover Bri’ish Feb 03 '23
This is assuming that you are smart and understand the principles of today's technology/science
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u/Djawdet Feb 03 '23
Yeah right. I would probably wished to be smart that to be beautiful. I want to be smart, since having that ability is the key to be successful.
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u/Min21319 Feb 03 '23
The first option doesn't say go back in time haha, you restart at age 6 with all your knowledge, not that you go back in time at age 6.
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u/ThrobertDownyJnr Feb 03 '23
But if you had to restart your life at 6 years of age, unless you’re 6 currently you would have to go back in time.
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u/HedgeFlounder Feb 03 '23
I grew up in a cult and an abusive home. I now have a wonderful wife, a home, and a mostly peaceful life. Give me the $10,000,000 for sure. I know I could make a lot of better choices and end up with way more than $10m, but I can’t go back and relive all the trauma. Plus, 10m is still enough to be comfortable for life if you spend it wisely.
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u/beathelas Feb 03 '23
6 years old is too young. Remembering what it's like to be an adult, and being like 1/3 of the age to even drive?
13 would be my choice, at the start of puberty and you can work out and diet really well, get an amazing athletic foundation.
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u/Fallenangel152 Feb 03 '23
The original question was 18 again and was supposed to be asked to 40 year olds.
This was r/teenagers so they had to go younger.
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u/DaniilBSD Feb 03 '23
By 18 You already have a “history”. 6 makes more sense- that’s the beginning of the school
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u/_carry_on Feb 03 '23
Yeah fuck doing elementary and middle school again. I’ll start at 14 with that $10m and still catch the tech stocks before they go bananas.
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u/TrumpMasturbator Feb 03 '23
Remember that show, Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? Yeah… I apparently need that elementary schooling. Maybe even kindergartening. Goddamned oofed old man brain.
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u/Mamamiomima Feb 03 '23
Tbf I would be one hella depressed kid
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u/Emit_Time Feb 03 '23
exactly. when i was little i wasn't so self aware, i did and said what i wanted to. i was more "myself" if that makes any sense.
yeah it would be awesome to speak with my dead relatives and actually learning who they were but idk man, i am quite literally a completely different person now.
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u/K4m30 Feb 03 '23
Wakes up ad a six year old. Has to live knowing all the terrible shit that's going to happen, and being powerless to stop it beca8se you're some random six year old.
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u/ThotPockets69420 Feb 03 '23
If I chose the red pill I would spoil movies and games on the internet before they released.
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u/DarKQueenAR Feb 03 '23
a menace
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u/Sawgon Feb 03 '23
If you did it without revealing your identity you could call yourself The Phantom Menace. Even your name would be a spoiler.
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u/Think-Yesterday-9012 Feb 03 '23
save me from watching jostice league and wonder woman 2 in theatres
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u/GonadLessGorilla Feb 03 '23
Me: I know so much now, if i went back, i can easily over perform in school, get multiple degrees. Make the right investments. I'd be a child genius. I will know i have ADHD and I'll be able to manage it early on, not leading to dipression. I could easily do something great with my life. After all, im a scientist now, with a PhD and shit.. lol.. easy choice..
Redpill
Me: still fails 6th grade math and spelling tests
Insert disappointed Pakistani cricket fan meme
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u/thetravelman888 Feb 03 '23
Um hell no. I’d rather die than have to be a kid again and deal with school
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u/Tha_Hand Feb 03 '23
Yeah but you’d have all your current knowledge. You’d be unstoppable
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u/thetravelman888 Feb 03 '23
Nah. I might be able to get a good job earlier and make more money but who cares. Life isn’t all about work
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u/HalalBread1427 Feb 03 '23
You won't need to work with just a few "lucky" investments.
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u/DaEpicNess666 Feb 03 '23
Wont need to work if you just take the $10mil and make a few ok investments
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u/GonadLessGorilla Feb 03 '23
2 years later:
Landlord increase rent to 1mill a month.
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u/DaEpicNess666 Feb 03 '23
If you have $10 million the absolute first thing you should do is buy a house…
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u/Loud_farting_panda Feb 03 '23
Well school would be pretty easy, you would already know everything they would try to teach you, so you would be considered a genius and could probably skip few classes. Then invest some money and be filthy rich by the age of 16, get a Bugatti and ask everyone what color their Bugatti is. Then probably die in the car accident because you were too young to drive Bugatti.
Also, Bugatti.
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u/mrfroggyman Feb 03 '23
I'd still get bullied though. The only reason that stopped happening to me is that as an adult you get to pick where you work and who you keep around you, I didn't magically become a dude with great comebacks or that could fight a bunch of 4 fuckers who decided to fuck with me
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u/fdkort Feb 03 '23
Right. Someone will not like the idea, but most of us will. I can't imagine myself if that happens to me.
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u/TungstenWombat Feb 03 '23 edited Feb 03 '23
Imagine having to spend 8 hours a day with other 6 year olds. Ew.
Would probably be good at arbitraging Pokémon cards though.
The sudden change in demeanour would probably mean the first year would be spent under medical investigation with very concerned parents, so you could parlay some sick toys out of that.
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u/Turbulent-Ad-3898 Feb 03 '23
Yall redpillers aren't thinking of the true caveat. You'd be 6 years old with all the knowledge of porn and sex you gained as an adult. It'd be like 6 years until you could get a boner and jerk off. True hell.
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u/Sawgon Feb 03 '23
Having the knowledge and having urges due to chemicals in your body are totally different things you weirdo.
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u/HHoris Feb 03 '23 edited Feb 03 '23
Honestly, I would choose the blue pill even if it did jack shit. There are people I don't want to lose.
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u/grilledSoldier Feb 03 '23
Same, trying to perfectly relive life, so that i meet my wife and my son gets born sounds very tedious and painful. And that doesnt include other family and friends, that are also important to me. Sure it would be nice to see my mom again, could maybe even save her, that would be wonderful.
But it just wouldnt be my life. Id be stuck in another life with no way to escape, sounds like hell honestly.
Edit: Also, imagine you know all the horrible things that will happen, but cant do shit to stop them from happening.. Hell no
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u/Basic-Art4648 Feb 03 '23
Blue pill every day. My childhood can burn in the hellfire it was created in.
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u/Nice_Lion5638 Feb 03 '23
10 million in cash is great, but if I went back to 6 years old, with the knowledge I have now, I'd be able to get my mom to seek the medical treatment she needed
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u/KFrosty3 Feb 03 '23
Same. My mom was severely bipolar and became abusive after she went off her meds. With that knowledge I could get her help and ensure that she could stay on her meds
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u/Mr_Corvid Feb 03 '23
6 years old with my current knowledge. Relive my childhood, Bit coin and stock, you don't even have to be a genius to make more than 10 mil and now you understand the importance of certain things you didnt appreciate before.
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u/your_reddit_lawyerII Feb 03 '23
Why' would you even take the red pill at all, imagine what it'd be like to be treated like a 6 y/o when you really are just an adult. And to add on top of that; you lose all ur friends and your romantic partner, as they'll not recognise u anymore. Red pill is hell
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u/adamandTants Feb 03 '23
Lose all friends and romantic partners? Been there, done that. Red pill me up
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u/-No_Ones_Home- Feb 03 '23
Same here man, Toss me one too. I'm going NG+ with that red pill.
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u/Tunaflish Feb 03 '23
So few people realise this. You wouldn't just remember something to invest in and have a cool life, you'd be an adult mind in a childs body. All your memories will be there, you will remember your friends, your partner, your own children, dead parents will die again, eveything you lived through happens again. Horrible. Imagine meeting your partner for the first time again, knowing everything about them but they know nothing about you. They'd be freaked out and report your ass for stalking.
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u/YeetPizza74 Feb 03 '23
6 years of age, although it would be interesting getting a 6 year old to convince parents to invest in stocks and crypto and stuff
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u/KFrosty3 Feb 03 '23
Just prove that you learn concepts faster than any other kindergartener and get yourself in advanced placement, then tell mom that instead of rewarding you with toys on birthdays/holidays, you want specific stock options/crypto currencies
Unless you can't read "advanced" books like Cat in the Hat and cannot count to 100, you'll be able to do all this
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u/DaEpicNess666 Feb 03 '23
People really think just because you have adult knowledge anyone is gonna let a fuckin 6 year old make investments lol
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u/Mr_Corvid Feb 03 '23
Buying crypto early? Most of arent 6 when crypto was on the rise and, Im sure most parents would spare 20-200$ to buy bitcoin when it costed less than a cup of snow in the winter.
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u/DaEpicNess666 Feb 03 '23
lol yeah most parents would totally buy fake internet money just because their freakishly well spoken 6 year old said its a sound investment lmao
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u/Mr_Corvid Feb 03 '23
Lol back when it’s was dirt cheap it was carried on USB. I suspect parents not as chill as mine would spend 20-30 bucks to teach their child a lesson. Cheaper than most birthday gifts.
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u/Hanith416 Identifies as a Cybertruck Feb 03 '23
Honestly I could be hella rich by going back to 2005 and investing, but childhood was a fucking pain, especially school, so I'll still take 10 millions, get myself a decent house, and invest in a few things to not have to work ever again and wait for the end of civilisation in comfort
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u/Comrade-Cohaay Feb 03 '23 edited Feb 03 '23
Blue pill. As much as the thought of being able to invest money wisely over 30 years and inevitably make a lot more than $10 million is tempting, I wouldn’t want to mess up the timeline and end up not being with my wife.
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u/Silly_Crab_9104 Feb 03 '23
Knowledge doesn’t beat out nepotism and a rigged economy. I don’t remember any lotto numbers so give me the 10 mil.
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u/Isilthrain Feb 03 '23
Just buy bitcoin before it blows up. Bingo.
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u/DaEpicNess666 Feb 03 '23
What money is a 6 year old buying bitcoin with
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u/Isilthrain Feb 03 '23
The first transaction of bitcoin for dollars was in late 2009, where over 5,000 bitcoins were traded for about 5 dollars. The peak price of bitcoin was around $64,000 per bitcoin. Doing the math, if you bought just $5 worth of bitcoin at around the lowest price it went for and sold it all at the peak, you'd make around $320,000,000.
Now lets just say hypothetically that you were a bit late and bought bitcoin when it was quite a bit more expensive than the lowest price. If you spent 100 bucks on bitcoin when it was worth $1, selling at it's peak would still get you $6,400,00.
Now I was born in the late 90s, so if I was 6 again I'd have a few years to save up before bitcoin actually started selling, and I'd be set.
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u/ghoonrhed Feb 03 '23
Now I was born in the late 90s, so if I was 6 again I'd have a few years to save up before bitcoin actually started selling, and I'd be set.
If somebody's 18 today, they'd be 6 in 2011, they'd only have any sort of possible spending money in 2020.
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But in the scenario you just become 6 years old again. Like woke up on morning and you are six. Not going back in time to when you were six.
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u/Silly_Crab_9104 Feb 03 '23
I was 16 in 2008 before Bitcoin blew up. Literally got rejected from a job at party city. Money was not something that was going around.
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u/somekidhi Feb 03 '23
even if i went back to elementary school with my knowledge of what i had now it wouldnt make a difference
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u/applend Feb 03 '23
Lmao blue pill all the way. Im almost done with UNI, im not going through the whole education system again😂
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u/Vlad-V2-Vladimir Professional Dumbass Feb 03 '23
I’m taking 10 million. I’m young enough that by going back I won’t have enough knowledge or power to do anything that could change my life, so instead of repeating everything to end up maybe only a little bit ahead, I’ll just take the $10 million and see how much of my life I can make it last for
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u/mouder61 Feb 03 '23
Red, the money I'd make in Bitcoin would make 10 mil look like chump change. Also you know, being a kid again and all that
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u/Leon03Txt Feb 03 '23
I think I would have some problems explaining how i got these $10 million dollars, especially when taxes are a thing. I couldn't keep the money in my house, but again, i don't think the bank will accept this money without asking from where it comes, so, except if we add some money laundering, the obvious choice is to restart life as a six years old.
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u/MexicanBeaches Feb 03 '23
Buying a few hundred million in Bitcoin for a few thousand sound like a better deal than 10 million
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u/Nebular_Screen Feb 03 '23
No, just go back to a six year old, and when you are offered the pills again, take the 10 million
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u/Benjamintoday Feb 03 '23
Oh the restart definatly.
Both are wins tbh, one just offersa boost if your life doesn't suck to bad
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u/DippyFreshon420 Feb 03 '23
the IRS is gonna have a field day on $10,000,000 of money that came seemingly out of nowhere
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u/Bafikafi66 Feb 03 '23
Restart life. Now that I know I can charge money for sex. i would scam local priests
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u/CyranoDeBurlapSack Feb 03 '23
So, the real question is. Do I turn 6 years old but at this current point in time, or do I go back to the point in time that I’m 6? If I go back, which is more likely, with the knowledge I have now. I will tell my parents to buy stock in Apple, Amazon, and buy a ton of bitcoin the minute it becomes a thing and sell it all in Nov 2021, and not panic sell in 2020. Then take that money and bet it all on the Jags 1-14-23 mid game, when they were 0-27.
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