r/WhitePeopleTwitter 5d ago Silver 1 All-Seeing Upvote 1

Will someone please pass the mommy milker mac n’ cheese?

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u/GZAofTheMidwest 5d ago edited 5d ago Snek

Didn't he technically double dip on the pronoun concept? Mommy milking it for all it's worth, I guess.

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u/dickdemodickmarcinko 5d ago

If you're alone on Thanksgiving, you're allowed to double dip as much as you want

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u/Allmightydohllah 5d ago

I have a feeling his family wants nothing to do with him on the holidays.

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u/AlwaysFernweh 5d ago

Are you kidding? I doubt he’s the black sheep of the family, his family probably praise him

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u/BunnyTotts97 4d ago

He’s definitely the family favorite. I bet he has relatives that haven’t shown up for decades

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u/Ilov3lamp 5d ago

Or any of their time.

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u/heavy-metal-goth-gal 4d ago

I have read one tweet of his and I'm already sick of his shit.

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u/ryhaltswhiskey 5d ago

I think that was a joke about women using their own breast milk to make cheese

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u/moist-cacke 5d ago

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u/Keagank 5d ago

Oh sweet sweet Marcus

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u/OrganizerMowgli 5d ago

Superstore is such a good binge show

I haven't finished it but I like it way more than the office. Started watching it because of the deportation scene, since my fam is undocu

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u/InternetAmbassador 5d ago

Bro got deported mid comment

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u/remaglvl0001 5d ago

They were READY

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u/TheRatatatPat 5d ago edited 5d ago

That's what he thinks it is. Dude has no idea what mommy milkers are.

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u/ryhaltswhiskey 5d ago

I do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/gangstercosplay 5d ago

Owning the liberals with big ass titties

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u/ryhaltswhiskey 5d ago

You know some? Don't hold out on me man

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u/gangstercosplay 5d ago

We are on reddit. 50% of it is tig Ole bitties

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u/ryhaltswhiskey 5d ago edited 4d ago

r/tigolebitties probably

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u/NewAndImprovedJess 5d ago

Ass titties? What kinda women you hanging out with?

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u/MightSuggestSex 5d ago

I would also like to know what kind of women you are hanging out with, ignore my name

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u/spikira 5d ago

Abigail Shapiro has entered the chat

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u/CognitivePrimate 5d ago

Don't worry honey, it's supposed to be Sahara dry.

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u/Abbhorase 5d ago

REAL republicans only like girl before their boobs come in!

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u/Big_Tap1859 5d ago

So they’re against using a natural resource to make food? I wish I had a supply I could dedicate a portion of to cheese.

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u/roboman5000 5d ago

Well Conservatives only have one joke so not surprising.

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u/Zephurdigital 5d ago

ya I am curious what a maga conservative bird day would be like

guns

guns

bible

bird

rolling coal

libs r girls

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u/Art-Zuron 5d ago

Can't forget "wife bad"

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u/astroskag 5d ago

Conservatives have one joke that sexually identifies as a lot of different jokes, and this is it.

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u/Fresh_Tomato_soup 5d ago

Just stuffing my face with Mommy milker mac n' cheese 🥵

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u/phoenixphaerie 5d ago

I'm so confused. I thought "mommy milkers" were just large breasts?? I don't understand what do tig ol' bitties have to do with conservative dipshit culture war nonsense?

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u/Shiraxi 5d ago

Yeah, I mean, who doesn't love big ol mommy milkers? Even the ladies love big mommy milkers. What's not to enjoy?

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u/monkeyhog 5d ago

Conservative hate big tits now apparently.

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u/trwawy05312015 5d ago

Well, like all their policy positions, they only hate them publicly as virtue signaling. They still love them privately.

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u/Light54145 5d ago

Someone else here said it might be a dig at women using breast milk to cook

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u/YeRPerOnI 5d ago

Bruh how would that be a bad thing tho like ???

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u/mamaspike74 4d ago

Right? I mean if you're using cow milk to cook, that's also technically mommy milk.

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u/slamdanceswithwolves 5d ago

Please pass the “jreen beans” when you have a moment.

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u/terminalzero 5d ago edited 5d ago

seriously this is hilarious how is this not satire

e: it is

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u/PumpkinImportant3282 5d ago

unemployed douche say what? I voted in the republican primaries just to keep this asshat out of office.

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u/gatadeplaya 5d ago

Me too! I always grab that ballot so I can just protest vote against peoples who’s slogans are pro god, pro gun, pro trump. Although I’m pretty sure this boot licker would put trump over god

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u/Mb240d74 5d ago

Both sides hate him. He is a total dbag.

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u/cbusguy 5d ago

How is he still around? Doesn’t make sense

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u/GZAofTheMidwest 5d ago

This feels like a litmus test for how much generalized hate someone carries around with them. If you "like" you're in the upper quartile of hate. Commenters are the top 10% and retweeters are the hate elites.

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u/Th3seViolentDelights 5d ago

For people that hate the left they're sure fckin obsessed with thinking about us 24/7

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u/Grouchy-Culture3946 5d ago

There's some homoeroticism in there too. Do you think they roleplay as "libs" when they have their weekly sex?

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u/Instantly_New 5d ago

Weekly? You really think they get it that often?

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u/pm_me_construction 5d ago Take My Energy

*weakly

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u/nhavar 5d ago

"Mother, go easy on it, it's still sore from last month"

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u/Gloomy_Industry8841 5d ago

Eewwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!

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u/ReadySteady_GO 5d ago

No, it's okay. Mother means wife for some reason

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u/_A_varice 5d ago
  • Mike Pence
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u/Worth-Club2637 5d ago

Yes, but it’s contractual and passionless

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u/EricS2020 5d ago

Even their hands refuse to have sex

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u/wendysummers 5d ago

So... a fellow performer on a phone sex line runs a character that's a liberal humiliating conservatives -- she makes bank off conservatives with it.

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u/Sad-Row8676 5d ago

You probably weren't talking about this but: it's can really help some relationships to schedule sex. That way it's less likely to get over looked while you are dealing with the rest of your life. It can also help trauma survivors feel more comfortable bc they are able to mentally prepare for sexy times. Just some info ppl might not know. Fuck conservatives though, they suck.

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u/Thatonetom17 5d ago Silver

No the point is DON'T fuck conservatives, so they stop multiplying.

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u/Embarrassed-Ad-1639 5d ago

You don’t have to fuck them, it’s already been established that they suck.

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u/ZealousidealPie8427 5d ago

“I hate liberals so much i imagine them fucking me while im on all fours and me moaning oh yes daddy. Oh wait, did i say that out loud??”

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u/Morethanmedium 5d ago

You joke but I sell pictures of my penis almost exclusively to vocally conservative men

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u/machinist_jack 5d ago

Out of curiosity as a person with dangly bits, how exactly does one pursue such an endeavor? I got some time.

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u/Morethanmedium 4d ago

I have pictures of 'myself' in various parts of my profile, and anyone who wants to go through my post history will see them

I also have strong opinions about American conservatism that I share here and it occasionally leads to guys realizing they want to be humiliated after they snoop my profile for something to call me out on

I'm not even that big or anything

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u/MrAbadeer 5d ago

Weekly? Lol. Nope. Birthdays and Valentines for these turds.

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u/oldbastardbob 5d ago

They're not thinking about us, gawdammit! They're owning us with all their edgy cool cleverness!

I mean there has to be some brain chemical reward going on up in those GQP noggins or they'd die of embarrassment after the first time instead of continuously posting nonsensical ignorance.

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u/Commercial_Pitch_950 5d ago

Wait, you’re telling me im not supposed to fantasize and obsess over the people i hate? But then I have to deal with real life, and the fact that my children hate me because of the insensitive stuff i say, and i cant just blame everything wrong with me on the queers!

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u/Invenitive 5d ago

For what it's worth, the tweet is fake. Here's the Twitter thread where it started and the creator pointing out that it's fake.

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u/Chicken-raptor 5d ago

There’s a lot of well done satire on twitter right now and while it’s hilarious, you really can’t trust any twitter screenshot anymore to be real or satire. Thanks for clarifying this.

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u/3V1LB4RD 5d ago

I’ll keep saying it. Satire is dead. Not because people are too sensitive or can’t take a joke or some bs like that.

Satire is dead because the world has become so ridiculous it’s often impossible to tell if something is satire or not. It’s just too believable of a thing for hateful bigots to say.

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u/BigWave96 5d ago

Satire is easier to understand when it’s witty.

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u/The_pen_ismightier 5d ago

Fake or not, Josh Mandel, JD Vance and Jim Jordan are vile and an embarrassment to my state.

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u/RedditorNamedEww 5d ago

Tbf, if I didn’t know who this was I woulda rt’d too cuz of the mommy milker mac n cheese. It sounds like a joke

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u/gademmet 5d ago

Same, but because mommy milkers AND mac n cheese finally sounds like something to be thankful for.

finallysomegoodfuckingfood.gif

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u/Careless_Dreamer 5d ago

For real. I thought it was one of those edited tweets because of how funny it was. If I didn’t know the guy, I’d assume someone was shitposting to make fun of conservatives.

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u/MadMuse94 5d ago

Genuinely curious what the dig is supposed to be though. Women breastfeeding in public? Libs are too soft and go crying back to mommy? I don’t get it..

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u/deathboy2098 5d ago

Totally read that as 'libmus test' :)

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u/Public_Opinion_542 5d ago

They got really uncreative at the end there.

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u/Soundtrack2Mary 5d ago

Green New Deal bean casserole was a real missed opportunity smh

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u/Strong_Weakness2638 5d ago

Socialism stuffing

Brussels bureaucracy sprouts

Antifa apple pie

I mean, they really made no effort…

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u/Gametron13 5d ago edited 5d ago

Sleepy Joe sweet potato casserole

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u/RealBowsHaveRecurves 5d ago All-Seeing Upvote

AOCeasar Salad

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u/2livecrewnecktshirt 5d ago

Ilan Omarshmallow pie

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u/-Wonder_Lost- 5d ago

Sleepy Joe sweet potato has a better ring.

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u/originalbrowncoat 5d ago

God damn I’m hungry

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u/wolfguardian72 5d ago

They’re Republicans. They don’t have that much intelligence

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u/alpacasb4llamas 5d ago

Or creativity

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u/memzart 5d ago

Or sense of humor

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u/Castor_Deus 5d ago

And at the beginning

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u/Nethiar 5d ago

The middle too

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u/Quick_Team 5d ago

Conservative standup isnt for everyone.

It also isnt for anyone.

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u/Deneweth 5d ago Silver

-HUNDER BIDEN diet pepsi
-Alexandria Ocasio-CORNtez
-BUTTER e-mails
-ABORTION YAMS

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u/MammothUmpire148 5d ago

Oohhh I love the abortion yams!

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u/ElminstersBedpan 5d ago Spit-take

I just finished taking them out of the oven early. I'm off to remove the nuts next!

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u/pink_mango 5d ago

Just like mama used to make

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u/slamdanceswithwolves 5d ago

BUTTER e-mails. Brilliant. I’m going to drop that one on my mother-in-law today. Only my wife is going to get it though.

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u/blingblingboyyyi 5d ago

I want some mommy milker mac n cheese

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u/Actiaeon 5d ago

I feel like he wanted to say we were babies and not that we love big breasts.

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u/blingblingboyyyi 5d ago

Its okay they dont have to come from big ones i just want mommy milker mac n cheese

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u/Actiaeon 5d ago

I mean all breasts are good.

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u/blingblingboyyyi 5d ago

Im only allowed to say my girls are but idk she said I couldn’t have any mommy milker mac n cheese

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u/LargeMobOfMurderers 5d ago

That's outrageous, it's Thanksgiving!

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u/druppolo 5d ago edited 5d ago

Better than:

Leaded fuel fumes appetizer

Basic education pork

Booming economy survivor bias soup

Aggressive reaction towards the unknown salad

Superiority complex mistaken for awareness ice cream

Cousin stuffing*

*u/204GreenKnight has the credit for this. Go upvote him in the comment below, please.

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u/ryhaltswhiskey 5d ago

Basic education pork

two semesters of community college and they call you "perfesser"

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u/BigBossWesker4 5d ago

At the libarry

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u/204GreenKnight 5d ago

Depending on which state: Cousin stuffing

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u/AdultbabyEinstein 5d ago

Uhhh ... Dunning-Kruger refection? I needed a thesaurus for that one.

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u/leuno 5d ago

GOP version:

-GUN turkey -GUN cranberry sauce -GUN green bean -GUN Mac n cheese -GUN stuffing

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u/MonicaRising 5d ago

You forgot 'murica mashed taters and gawd-fearing gravy

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u/Middle_Currency_3155 5d ago Helpful Wholesome

You forgot “cousin creampie”

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u/Slight_Asparagus4150 5d ago

I am deceased.

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u/mtxplod 5d ago

My condolences.

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u/ILoveRegenHealth 5d ago

Could you not have stayed alive longer for Thanksgiving dinner at least

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u/Slight_Asparagus4150 5d ago

I'm just going to zombie it.

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u/Pockets262 5d ago

I rarely let out an audible oof, cuz reddit.. but that was a fuckin good one. Cheers.

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u/whiskey_jones 5d ago

Wait, what's that creampie made from again??? gasps in horror

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u/wolfguardian72 5d ago

Soylent Green Creampies are made from people!

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u/MonicaRising 5d ago

This is the best comment here! 😅

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u/WilhelmHaverhill 5d ago

And "stuffing dick in your cousin"

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u/nhavar 5d ago

Cousin Stuffin'

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u/InsertCleverNickHere 5d ago

Rudy Giuliani lays down and untucks his shirt from his pants

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u/lt9946 5d ago

I'll never eat a banana cream pie again

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u/wolfguardian72 5d ago

That’s after the side dish, sister stuffing

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u/Guts_And_Black_Stuff 5d ago

Replaced Gun with "Unseasoned and overcooked" and you're spot on

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u/leuno 5d ago

Mother will appreciate the lack of flavor.

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u/uninstallIE 5d ago

you mean GUNderseasoned

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u/_PM_ME_NICE_BOOBS_ 5d ago

Pedophile-praising pumpkin pie.

Too much?

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u/praguepride 5d ago

You forgot the side of FORCE-BIRTH pie

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u/bloody_tar_shits 5d ago

*GUN MAGA’n Cheese

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u/OldSkool1978 5d ago

Damn N word this and Mexicans that, something something damn groomers, something something go Brandon, blah blah blah I'm the biggest victim, yt genocide, tell your mother aka your sister to pass the squirrel chitlins

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u/Primordial_Stump 5d ago

Hopefully a hug from dad as well

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u/slamdanceswithwolves 5d ago

Dads shouldn’t hug. That’s beta behavior /s

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u/Jdamoure 5d ago

Someone probably laughed at this unironically. This is just criminally unfunny.

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u/Gayasskat 5d ago

It's really funny just not in any of the ways he meant it to be

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u/violet-crow 5d ago

Idk why but the fact that he typed out mommy milkers in all caps is making me chuckle

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u/Gina_the_Alien 5d ago

Am I missing something? What the fuck is a mommy milker in this context? I mean…somebody who milks a mom? Like a baby?

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u/gwaybz 5d ago edited 5d ago

Generally big tits, no fucking clue what he was going for there, maybe because its also used when talking about a trans person and he's just trying to plug that there

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u/Melssenator 5d ago

Clearly liberals don’t drink manly man tough guy man men man milk like republicans

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u/honda_slaps 5d ago

yeah I thought this was really good satire, the "stuffing" at the end is fucking slaying me rn

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u/Gayasskat 5d ago

If this was tweeted by a trans person it'd bang

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u/qxxxr 5d ago

i thought this was a queer shitpost lmao it's so fucking funny

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u/chikencrisp2 5d ago

It actually is lol. There was a joke almost exactly like this a while back posted ironically

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u/Big_Noodle1103 5d ago

Yeah, I don’t know what people here are going on about. Even if it isn’t satire, it’s still fucking hilarious because of how absurd it is.

Reminds me of “joe many liberals does it take to change a log by bulb?!?”

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u/elsuakned 5d ago

The part where he just said stuffing was unironically well structured comedy to me lol. But it was too far gone before I got there.

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u/RipVanWinklesWife 5d ago

That tweet is the lamest tweet I've read in a while, and I have read several of Elon's tweets recently.

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u/cdawg1102 5d ago

I mean I laughed at the fact it just said stuffing at the end

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u/Kng_Wasabi 5d ago

It’s really funny until you realize it isn’t satire

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u/Yitu69 5d ago

That makes it even more funny imo

The fact that someone typed out "MOMMY MILKERS mac n cheese" with a (presumably) straight face

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u/iOpCootieShot 5d ago

Someone being serious about jreen beans is making it so much funnier

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u/SnowPirateKite 5d ago

It's literally a fake screenshot and meant to be a shitpost.

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u/SnowPirateKite 5d ago

It's a fake tweet.

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u/Street-Mistake-992 5d ago

It is satire cause its was never tweeted by him.

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u/PuzzleheadedAd7289 5d ago

Love that stuffing is just stuffing. Is it above the hate or is it so hated that it is an automatic insult to even say it's name?

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u/patch5 5d ago

Total missed opportunity. Could've been "ballot box stuffing." Conservatives half-ass everything.

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u/Upbeat_Crow 5d ago I'm Deceased

GOP TG

Transphobic Turkey, Corruption Cranberries, Pointless Probe Pumpkin Pie, McCarthy Cheese, Marjorie Greene Beans. Finished off with stochastic terrorism.

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u/ibekeggy2 5d ago

This is the type of stuff your 80 year old grampa likes on Facebook and then prints out and hangs on the refrigerator.

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u/hankthewaterbeest 5d ago

It’s like we have the same grandpa.

I think mine still sends conservative chain mail to my old AOL address.

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u/ibekeggy2 5d ago

Then tries to make everyone feel uncomfortable as possible lol.

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u/puglightning10 5d ago

He doesn't even download the picture, just screenshots it and putting it up on the fridge uncut.

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u/skepticemia0311 5d ago

Dude couldn’t come up with anything for green bean so he just changed the G to a J and went with it. Green (New Deal) bean casserole was too hard for him. And people in my state voted for him. Fuck.

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u/GZAofTheMidwest 5d ago

I'd be careful not to help them out much further. Probably their MO - release shitty rough draft, wait for "snowflakes" to help them with their homework, publish improved version.

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u/skepticemia0311 5d ago

Got him through high school, I’m sure.

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u/Upbeat_Crow 5d ago

yeah, and he could have gone for STFU Stuffing, but he totally assed it and came up with nothing.

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u/heinousheatwave 5d ago

Why is all Republican humor so fucking weird and cringey? This isn't even slightly clever.

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u/plusgoodduckspeak 5d ago

Their base is willfully ignorant and hateful, so they don't have to try very hard.

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u/TavisNamara 5d ago

Because, and this is going to sound insane...

It's not meant to be funny. I know, I know, "but it's supposed to be a joke!"

Here's the issue.

Republicans and other "conservatives" have created an environment where there's nothing they find funnier... Than triggering the libz. That's it. It literally does not matter otherwise. The only thing that matters is whether or not a brainwashed conservative will think it will piss off the fake imaginary conservative image of fragile snowflake liBrUlZ.

Doesn't matter if real-life liberals and leftists either shrug and move on or laugh at the pathetic attempt, it only matters that the crazed people think we'll freak out about it.

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u/APoopingBook 5d ago

They also apparently all think that we're doing exactly the same. They literally can't understand our jokes. They can't understand nuance. They can't understand connecting multiple different points to make a logical conclusion...

And they're SO sure that we're all the same, just pretending to make them feel bad or something. Same way they think we're all secretly racist too, that we all KNOW the same "truths" about race as them and that we just pretend not to because it's icky or not politically correct.

These people literally have a mental illness that will never be classified as one because it would be uncouth to label your political rivals as insane, even if all evidence points to it.

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u/Primmslimstan 5d ago

This was a fake tweet by a liberal to parody conservatives.

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u/coalflints 5d ago

This is a fake tweet made by someone making fun of him.

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u/Unnoble_Savage 5d ago

What's "jreen"?

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u/Quirky-Seesaw8394 5d ago

Wondered that myself, so did a Google.

Two best results were:

  • an extensible Qt-based asynchronious Jabber library. (On Github)
  • a song by Jah'Darlta

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u/Unnoble_Savage 5d ago

It's definitely the library one. Those things are delicious.

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u/slamdanceswithwolves 5d ago

A sign of poor impulse control and lack of attention to detail, in this situation.

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u/Kitty7333 5d ago

LIBRAL SCOOL BE LIKE:

9:00: GAY LESON!!

9:45: how to be be GAYY!!

10:30: TRANS LERNINNG!!

11:15: GAY RECESS!!

11:45: CROSDRESING HOUR!!

12:45: GAY LESON!!!

1:30: TRANGENER LUNCH!!

2:15: BLM PERIOD!!!

3:00: COMUNIS T HISTORY!!

3:30: TAKE NON BINAR BUS HOME!!

THIS ISWHAT LEFT WANT!

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u/canarchist 5d ago

Like the level of humor here, leave it to the Republican to bring the disappointment.

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u/jbtk 5d ago

Fellas, is it liberal extremist to like tits?

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u/OkScheme9867 5d ago

What does this even mean? Fine! my turkey is a they them what the hell difference does it make

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u/DTG_420 5d ago

Nobody talks about this stuff more than conservative dudes. Just enjoy thanksgiving you weird fuck.

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u/Meddygon 5d ago

Dude forgot that the limp-wristed sissy libs would be eating they/them TOFURKEY /s

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u/thegodfatherderecho 5d ago

Republicans don’t like Mommy Milkers now? lol

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u/Lordgamer78 5d ago

This is fake, right? This can’t be real. Right?

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u/TheBBirs 5d ago

This is peak conservative comedy.

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u/You_Wenti 5d ago

To me, the fact that he couldn’t bring himself to write “butt stuffing” or come up with “undressing” really says a lot. A lack of creativity keeps them from being good & the self censorship ensures the joke that comes out is even weaker than it should be

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u/phaeton83 5d ago

This is indistinguishable from a liberal shitpost.

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u/jaxbchchrisjr 5d ago

Wait, this isn't a liberal shitpost?

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u/coalflints 5d ago

It is a shitpost. He did not tweet this.

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u/SnowPirateKite 5d ago

This is literally a fake tweet.

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u/HellaBuck76 5d ago

The dope truly caters to the lowest common denominator.

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u/jjb0809 5d ago

Conservative thanksgiving:

  • HATEFUL ham
  • MISOGYNISTIC mashed potatoes
  • RACIST red wine
  • IGNORANT ice cream
  • TRUMP tweet potatoes
  • ambrosia salad
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u/The_Crimson-Knight 5d ago

Conservative Thanksgiving

BLACKFACE turkey

RACIST ham

HOMOPHOBIC pumpkin pie

MR POTATO HEAD sweet potatoes

PEDOPHILE/CHILD ABUSE mashed potatoes

MURDERED CHILDREN cranberry sauce

GUN FUCKING green bean casserole

BOOK BANNING rolls

SUCKING TRUMPS DICK

Dressing

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u/DeFiStaKer7777 5d ago

you forgot the BISEXUAL BISCUITS

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u/-Quothe- 5d ago

I don’t get conservative humor.

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u/BeautifulBus912 4d ago

I think it is funny that they think 'liberals' worship politicians like they did Trump.

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u/whiskey_jones 5d ago

Where can I get MOMMY MILKER mac n' cheese? Asking for a friend.

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u/NewOldSmartDum 5d ago

really easy to be a republican these days. Your background doesn’t matter, your intellect doesn’t matter, your criminal activity doesn’t matter, your hatred doesn’t matter (might even be a bonus), your ability to speak words that make sense doesn’t matter, there are literally no standards other than try to own the libs with everything you do and say.