r/Damnthatsinteresting 5d ago

A dinner party at The Hotel Astor in New York City in 1904. Has to wonder what they talked about. Image

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u/Secret-Ad-9315 5d ago

John Jacob Astor (1865-1912) the wealthiest passenger aboard Titanic and died during the sinking of it. He was the head of the Astor family, with a personal fortune of approximately $150,000,000.

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u/NickWrightData 5d ago All-Seeing Upvote To The Stars

Adjusted for inflation:

~$4.5 Billion (1913->2022)

Oh look at that. Billionaires have always been there.

It's almost as if there's always been enough money to solve the world's problems. If not always, especially now with literal futuristic almost post-digital-age tech.

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u/RIFLRIFLRIFLRIFL 5d ago

Who pretends like Billionaires are a recent invention?

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u/duaneap Interested 5d ago

Didn’t Crassus own a majority stake in the entire Roman world?

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u/Leto2AndTheCrew 4d ago

Nah, Ceasar eventually did though but that’s because the state treasury was vested in the hands of the emperor.

Crassus might be one of the richest individuals to ever live, but owning the wealth of the empire hits different.

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u/omarcof 4d ago

Crassus is considered the richest Roman ever. Caesar was never emperor, just dictator. Only about 15 years after his death was his heir and great nephew Octavius aka Augustus named "emperor". He truly owned all Roman wealth.

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u/funkmaster29 5d ago

4.5 billion?

hah

that's chump change!

cries in my can of spaghettios

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u/blonderaider21 5d ago

Spaghettios have gone downhill since they took out all the bad stuff lol. They actually used to taste halfway decent when I was a kid

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u/funkmaster29 5d ago

growing up poor

i too have an affinity for certain chemical laden foods

particularly really cheap cheeseburgers

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u/blonderaider21 5d ago

Not to mention all the cancerous dyes in our sugary drinks. Hawaiian Punch, Hi-C, Squeezit, Kool-Aid, Guzzlers, etc

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u/SkepticDrinker 4d ago

It's comments like these that remind me why I love reddit

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u/Frylock904 5d ago

How much money to solve all the world's problems?

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u/Orangutan_Latte 5d ago Wholesome

I’m guessing most of the conversations were about moustaches

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u/No_Prize9794 5d ago edited 5d ago

There’s like 4 people in this who don’t have a mustache, they’re probably uninvited and just snuck in

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u/NectarineObjective69 5d ago

Happened on Jekyll Island in Georgia but yeah

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u/Horridis 5d ago

You'd be amazed how many people around here don't know that Jekyll island is the other end of millionaire row

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u/Master_Chief_72 5d ago edited 5d ago

It took me 30 plus years before I learned. I can't believe the history of the FED was never taught to me in all the BS school I went thru.

Instead I was taught Christopher Columbus was the first one to discover America only to later on find out it was a lie.

The dumbass never made it to the USA.

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u/JuneBuggington 5d ago

He wasnt looking for america to be fair

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u/AttitudeAndEffort3 5d ago

Okay but to be fairer, he was trying to deny pretty basic and settled science.

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u/kongdk9 5d ago

I'm a business/finance grade from the early 2000s and yupp, talk about selling the status quo and keeping the wool over people's eyes.

It was mainly during Ron Paul's heavily censored 2008 primary run did I see the 'truth'. Peter Schiff for a bit too although he's too vested in his business. But the whole idea and history of the central bank, confiscation of gold, and fiat money (debt is money, and inflation is absolutely mandatory to keep this Ponzi scheme going).

Reading JP Morgan's biography with that in mind also helped to see it more clearly.

I've been saying this to people for a decade and only recently are many people finally beginning to understand this concept.

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u/jackychang1738 5d ago

The group that formed the FED happened on Jekyll island?

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u/NectarineObjective69 5d ago

I’m not sure if I’m breaking a rule by posting this link but this is an excellent book if this is a subject that interests you.

https://www.amazon.com/Creature-Jekyll-Island-Federal-Reserve/dp/0912986212#aw-udpv3-customer-reviews_feature_div

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u/Cantgoavay 5d ago

Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?...who keeps the Martians under wraps?

For some reason they 'rob gamefish of their sight.'... just bein' evil, I guess. I always thought the line was 'kingfish' ...looked it up just now.

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u/pointy-sticks 5d ago

💯 getting that “we own the poor lol” energy from this pic.

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u/GerlingFAR 5d ago

I have less money in my bank account just looking at this 100+ year old photo.

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u/DDELFIERRO 5d ago

I suspect this is the kind of gathering where they intentionally have an all-female server crew and they’re freely groped by heartily laughing drunk rich guys. Then, everything gets cleaned up by an all-black cleanup crew as the cigars and snifters of brandy come out.

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u/A_n0nnee_M0usee 5d ago Wholesome

In the kitchen.

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u/Endoriax 5d ago

They're back at their mansion. If you think the wife of these dudes cooks for herself you're nuts.

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u/_WretchedDoll_ 5d ago

Under the floorboards

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u/VolkspanzerIsME 5d ago

Waaaaaaasy at the back.

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u/tekko001 5d ago

Looks like a painting

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt 5d ago

I thought it was a Choir or Orchestra

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u/GrayBox1313 5d ago

Those are probably the teenage heirs. All adults looked 65 back then.

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u/fandanvan 5d ago

This is actually a middle school graduation dinner.

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u/tekko001 5d ago

Toddler's kindergarten graduation day

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u/LinZG_333 5d ago

the mustaches are interesting, but more interesting is the lack of beards

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u/FleetMind 5d ago

I moustache you a question...

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u/thomport 5d ago

Yes! I never sausage-a-thing…

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u/MyTinyPenguinBalls 5d ago

Fairly certain the conversation also involved the word “bully”

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u/trevor25 5d ago

Instantly reminded me of "A Million Ways to Die in the West"

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u/Enderkr 5d ago

That's a real song, if you didn't know. "If you've only got a mustache" was written in like 1864.

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u/Shagger94 5d ago

I didn't know that, and will now enjoy that song 10x as much as before.

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u/thecardsays-moops 5d ago

“Don’t tell anyone, but I’ve been letting my house negro comb my mustache in the morning”

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u/WuckingFork 5d ago

Man I wrote 4 paragraphs about the dangers of a poorly trained moustache and none of it was as funny as your 2 lines, DAMN.

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u/Latter-Cattle7788 5d ago

Don't nuthin get by Mrs Astor.

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u/edtufic 5d ago

Best moustache wax you can find in the city.

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u/thatotterone 5d ago

that is what I came to say but you beat me to it. clearly the talk of the table was mustaches

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u/Longjumping_Bug_7611 5d ago

In the British army it was compulsory to have a moustache from 1860 to 1916

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u/MaryBerrysDanglyBean 5d ago

Notice how our empire declined shortly after that? It's no coincidence

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u/Alert_Salt7048 5d ago

Why they’re discussing that strapping new President, Teddy Roosevelt………Bully!

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u/chop-diggity 5d ago Giggle

They’re having a succulent Chinese meal.

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u/ExtremeSlothSport 5d ago

What is the charge? Eating a meal?

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u/PM_YOUR_AKWARD_SMILE 4d ago

My succulent Chinese penis!

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u/Binzuru 4d ago

It's a Bangkok special

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u/duaneap Interested 5d ago

You know your judo well, sir!

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u/AlfaOmegon 5d ago

I understand that reference!

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u/chop-diggity 5d ago

I see you know your judo, well.

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u/SuperSaiyanSkeletor 5d ago

GET YOUR HAND OFF MY P****

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u/UnreasoningOptimism 5d ago

Gentlemen, thish is democracy manifesht.

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u/guitarist_on_reddit 5d ago

Are you waiting to receive my limp pp?

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u/DeathThroesDub 4d ago

This is the bloke who got me on the penis before.

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u/BAgooseU 5d ago

Ta ta. And fare well.

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u/Tim_DHI 5d ago

Isn't that Teddy on the bottom right?

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u/Substantial_Advice49 5d ago

It certainly looks like it. This would have been in the middle of his first term.

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u/themanlnthesuit Interested 5d ago

He would have certainly sat close to the end of the table, I'd say yes it's him.

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u/Good4nowbut 5d ago

I don’t think it’s him, compare the ears: https://imgur.com/a/4SJEczj

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u/themanlnthesuit Interested 5d ago

Yeah, plus this guys looks soft and plump, teddy was a fucking bear

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u/sethboy66 5d ago

This may be the Eighteenth Annual Lincoln Dinner of the Republican Club (Feb. 1904) which Roosevelt would have likely attended as he was the Republican VP at the time, his family was married into the Astors, and he was known to have attended dinners at the hotel. I may be wrong, but of the two individuals closest to the camera, John Jacob Astor IV is on the left and his cousin William Waldorf Astor (owner of the hotel) is right.

Here's a higher resolution scan of the photo.

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u/hbgwine 5d ago

He’s the guy with the moustache.

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u/sambolino44 5d ago

…and how he and those damn progressives and trust busters are ruining the country.

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u/Callec254 5d ago

"I do believe my stock might go up a quarter of a point this year."

"Indubitably!"

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u/OregonG20 5d ago

Bully!

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u/cnapp 5d ago

HARUMPH, HARUMPH, HARUMPH

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u/Gearheart8 5d ago

"I didnt get a harumph outta that guy"

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u/JR_Manx 5d ago

“Give a harrumph for the governor!”

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u/DumpsterFireInHell 5d ago

"You better watch your ass!"

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u/check_ya_head 5d ago

Huzzah, my good man!

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u/Travalicious 5d ago

Can someone explain what bully means in this context? I am old and I am not well. Feels familiar but I can’t place it. Anyways. Where was I?

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u/RealEstateDuck 5d ago

I believe it's an exclamation of approval. Like saying "Oh good!" or "Oh joy!".

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u/Spicy_ChickenWing02 5d ago

STOCKS FUCKING CRASH 25 YEARS LATER

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u/GrayBox1313 5d ago

“And what do you make of this silliness about women voting? Poppycock!”

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u/AnthillOmbudsman 5d ago

"I believe the government should stay off the gold standard, so that the pound can reach a level that would keep our exports competitive."

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u/Swordidaffair 5d ago

I'm imagining "year" to be pronounced in a raucous loud "yee-AH"

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u/knightopusdei 5d ago

His great grandson had the same conversation in 2022

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u/DracoDruid 5d ago Silver

"Well Gentlemen... Women. Am I right? Ahahaha."

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u/interfail 5d ago

I say, I heard the funniest thing the other day. Michael's sister, the incorrigible spinster, thinks she should be allowed to vote! What's next, horses? Two stamps for yea, and I suppose we can sort out nay later.

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u/horse-enjoyer 5d ago

horses should be allowed to vote

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u/waltjrimmer 5d ago

Now that just wouldn't be fair! The equine vote would give an unfair amount of power to rural states!

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u/horse-enjoyer 5d ago

you fool! i live IN KANSAS!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHH!!!!!

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u/dewyocelot 5d ago

I think dogs should vote!

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u/FriendToPredators 5d ago

Looking at this picture I’m surprised women got the right to vote before horses.

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u/Jpf123 5d ago

You mean the things sequestered to the back of the room, all without a seat at the table?

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u/CantHitachiSpot 5d ago

One must keep her figure, mustn't she?

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u/Inner_Idea_1546 5d ago

Aahhh the golden days of old....

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u/iamthinksnow 5d ago

"Also, the Poors... Aren't they pathetic? Ahahaha."

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u/tricheboars 5d ago

Ewww. I dare say Johnson it's undignified to even discuss them.

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u/iamthinksnow 5d ago

Harrumpf

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u/Elly_Higgenbottom 5d ago

They want a nickel per week salary!? Delusional beggars!

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u/_mango_mango_ 5d ago

Limit work to sixty hours a week? Don't they know that it will kill the industry!

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u/AgentWowza 5d ago

Coincidentally, looks like all the women are at the far end of the table lmao.

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u/Specialist_Common131 5d ago Helpful

Same thing they talk about every night Pinky. How to take over the world!!

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u/NickWrightData 5d ago

You think we're trying to take over the world??

Entire room guffaws to tears

Oh...haw haw thank you for that. But don't you see?

We already have it.

Constable Jimothy, please show the gentleman the door.

More uproarious laughter

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u/SamuraiSlick 5d ago

After 120 years, I’d say that their plan is almost complete

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u/allmushroomsaremagic 5d ago

Prussia

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u/TraditionWorried8974 5d ago

The Belgian Congo

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u/Hussein_talal 5d ago

The New Horseless automobile

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u/knightopusdei 5d ago

How to send a letter to the Prussian Consulate in Siam by Aeromail using the latest Auto-gyro

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u/newagereject 5d ago

Sir I looked it up and I dont see anything about Prussia

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u/trainsarecooler 5d ago

Prussia had already become Germany so probably not.

Most likely the current events would have revolves around the american colony in the Philippines and the war. The balkans and the destruction of ottoman power which was a huge topic.

Russian and British colonial rivalries in Central Asia.

Also probably american naval power. America was the 2-4 top naval power at this point.

They were also probably republicans, as rich New Yorkers in that period tended to be, so would have probably talked about the election and how well Teddy Roosevelt’s would do seeing as he was VP on the 1900 election. So hadn’t proven his electoral success yet.

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u/GrayBox1313 5d ago

Those nefarious Austro-Hungarians.

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u/zirfeld 5d ago

Why? By 1904 the German Empire existed for well over 30 years. Prussia was still a kingdom in it and it's king was also the emperor in persoanl union, but why would they talk about Prussia?

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u/wichwolfe 5d ago

Maybe wondering who thought it was a good idea to put a shrub garden in the middle of a dining table.

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u/thebigaccountant 5d ago

A meeting of the Central Park mini-modeling club

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u/Newsledder 5d ago

I thought that was all the food

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u/bulanaboo 5d ago

Boats and hoes… I’d gather

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u/CaptainLysdexia 5d ago

The real first meeting of Prestige Worldwide.

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u/Separate-Feedback-86 5d ago

“Pass the salt”.

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u/DracoDruid 5d ago

WHAT?!

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u/Separate-Feedback-86 5d ago

“PASS THE SALT!”

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u/roguetrick 5d ago

The responses to this Burton Batman meme is so goddamn disappointing every time.

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u/Lordborgman 5d ago

There are those of us who still think about it every time.

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u/DotAccomplished5484 5d ago

I sure hope that there was more than one salt shaker, or more likely, salt cellar.

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u/Spicy_ChickenWing02 5d ago

No that's where we keep the cheese wheels, my fine sir.

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u/jebediah999 5d ago

keeping the metric system down, most likely.

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u/Accomplished-Plan191 5d ago

Who made Steve Guttenberg a star?

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u/Axel_1556 5d ago

We dooooooo! We doooooooo!

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u/ewdrive 5d ago

Who robs cave fish of their sight?

Who rigs every Oscar night?

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u/texastoker88 5d ago

We dooooo! We doooo!

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u/huntsilver 5d ago

Who keeps the Martians under wraps?

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u/perpetualmotionmachi 5d ago

Who keeps Atlantis off the maps

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u/Ikoikobythefio 5d ago

Or holding back the electric car

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u/IchabodHollow 5d ago

Eerie music, pan to Jack Nicholson

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u/VegasLife1111 5d ago

Dammit. I just made a comment about the shining and didn’t see this.

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u/ClearlyRipped 5d ago

The shining was immediately what I thought of

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u/Quinn8267 5d ago

The first meeting of Spectre

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u/Fluid-Jackfruit-3380 5d ago

My guess is they were congratulating themselves on being masters of the universe.

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u/Full-Mulberry5018 5d ago

We had a big family growing up. We had a kitchen table that sat 15 people comfortably. This photo is making me think of Thanksgiving dinner every year when EVERYONE in the family was there.

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u/AVeryConfusedMice 5d ago

Reminds me of my family, my grandparents had four "kids" (now mostly on their 30s/40s) and then each had two kids, everybody lives in the same neighborhood and now everyday there's up to 20 people at my grandparents for lunch lol.

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u/fied1k 5d ago

How to exploit those icky poors

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u/Winter_Eternal 5d ago

"Is it just me or do the poors seem to more resolve this quarter? My goodness, a mere fortnight ago one nearly spoke to me. Something must be done, post-haste!"

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u/Daddybonesx 5d ago

And where to put them so they don’t have to see em

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u/Destrova1001 5d ago

I’d love to see what the menu looked like

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u/SaltedGreenMilk1987 Interested 5d ago

The subreddits back then were just meeting well-dressed folks like you in large halls.

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u/Spicy_ChickenWing02 5d ago edited 5d ago

When somebody's comments offends another you just see one breaking a chair over the other-

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u/Deradius 5d ago

“They say she’ll be unsinkable.”

“What will they think of next? We’re geniuses!”

“Let’s invest our fortunes in the stock market for 40 years and just let it ride, boys.”

“Boy that Germany - swell bunch of people who never do anything wrong.”

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u/Foreign_Cat2278 5d ago

pretty sure Jack Torrance is in this pic somewhere

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u/ItsAMeCrispRat 5d ago

Hmmm quite. Indeed. Dare I say! Jolly good.

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u/nicknyce2k1 5d ago

I mustache you a question

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u/Smart-Deer-72 5d ago

Do you think thats one big table or a lot of little tables pushed together

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u/theafterworld 5d ago

Kinda off topic, but I never understood the point of a massive table like this. I manage restaurants and I take bookings for large parties. I never understand when a party of 20 says no to two tables of 10 adjacent to each other. They’d rather have a longass table of 20. With two 10-tops, it’s much more cozy and you can talk to people behind you in addition to whoever you’re seated with. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Swagspray 5d ago

I keep saying this to Putin but he always insists on the big table

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u/theafterworld 5d ago

😂 Something tells me Putin would be a problematic guest in my restaurant.

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u/Pineapple-Due 5d ago

"You've always been the caretaker. I should know, sir. I've always been here."

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u/aaaaarghhhhh 5d ago

Probably how best to exploit and disenfranchise the working class and take steps to ensure their families would keep power and control forever.

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u/No_Construction_7518 5d ago

They discussed ways to make the poor poorer.

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u/spacemangolf 5d ago

Probably lots of racist shit

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u/Ok-Progress-4464 5d ago

How to oppress the poor.

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u/Spicy_ChickenWing02 5d ago

How to farm the poor.

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u/ElevSandnes 5d ago edited 5d ago All-Seeing Upvote

Their names are:

Vanderbilt, Cornelius 'The Commodore'

Vandergildedage, Cornelius 'Dollar'

Vandergoudeneeuw, Cornelius 'Daalder'

Vanderbart, Cornelius 'Stache'

Vandergold, Cornelius 'Klondyke'

Vandermonnaie, Cornelius 'Big Spender'

Vandertrump, Cornelius 'Loser'

Vanderoranje, Cornelius 'Cheeto'

Vanderfaart, Cornelius 'the Taciturn'

Vanderkanker, Cornelius 'Crabs'

Vanderfuck, Cornelius 'XXX'

Vanderstocks, Cornelius 'Beursie'

Vandyke, Cornelius 'Lesbo'

Vandenspringsteen, Cornelius 'De Baas'

Vanderhalen, Cornelius 'Rocker'

Vandergolf, Cornelius 'Scotty'

Vannuys, Cornelius 'Valley Girrl'

Vanstuyvesant, Cornelius 'The Gubernator'

Vancoleslaw, Cornelius 'Tosser'

VanderNÿC, Cornelius 'Big Apple'

Vanderstateneiland, Cornelius 'Mobster'

Vanbreukelen, Cornelius 'Hipster'

Vanderbronx, Cornelius 'Ian-Kees'

Vanderharleem,, Cornelius 'Jazz'

Vanderflatbosch, Cornelius 'Cees'

Vanyonkers, Cornelius 'Jonkheer'

Vanderdonck, Cornelius 'Donkey'

Vanderbogart, Cornelius 'Parksie'

Vanbreedeweg, Cornelius 'Oh, musicals!"

Vandergracht, Cornelius 'Canaled'

Vanhatten, Cornelius 'The Man'

Vandersanterklaus, Cornelius 'Coke n' Snow Blow'

Vanbergen, Cornelius 'Jersey Boy'

Vandervries, Cornelius 'With Fries, Please'

Vantrustfund, Cornelius 'VIII'

Vanroodschild, Cornelius 'Mokum 2.0'

Vancortlandt, Cornelius 'Ground Zero'

Vantassel, Cornelius 'Sleepy H'

Vanwinkle, Cornelius 'Rip'

Vanderwinklevos, Cornelius and Adrian 'Evil Twins'

Vandervos, Cornelius 'Foxy'

Vanburenboys, Cornelius 'Kramer'

Vanepsteen, Cornelius 'Lolita Express'

Vanreygen, Cornelius 'Dutch'

VanderVOC, Cornelius 'Spicy'

Vanknickerbockers, Cornelius 'Knicks'

Vanroosevelt, Cornelius 'Prez'

Vanwÿnsteen, Cornelius 'Blow4Role'

Vanrensselaer, Cornelius 'Patroon'

Vanschuyler, Cornelius 'Skylar'

Vanzant, Cornelius 'Gus'

Vanbonkers, Cornelius 'Mad Dog'

Vanduck, Cornelius 'Disney Entje'

The only woman that could be identified in the back is

Vanbeeverhuizen, Anastasia 'Karen'.

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u/tommygunz007 5d ago

Vandertrump, Cornelius 'Looser'

lol

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u/kindarusty 5d ago

You put time into this and I appreciate you.

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u/MemeGremlin_0765 5d ago

“Gentlemen? I would like to state first and foremost on how gracious I am that we are able to gather on this fine evening. It has been far too long since we have met like this, as friends, but most importantly? Brothers. Sadly, Hartmen could not arrive for he had matters to attend to at home.

But, we will carry one in his best wishes and memory. Now! I believe we know why we have all gathered. A question that has plagued our forefathers long before they arrived upon this blessed earth. One that we must reach the bottom to with a definitive answer if we wish to strive forward into an era of dreams and tranquility. And that answer is…tits, or ass?”

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u/bagofodour 5d ago

Sir, that is an outrageous thing to ask! Any man of honor knows well ass outranks tits! Have you no common sense?? Even Jeffrey here has delved into the flattest specimens and has come to the same conclusion! To say otherwise is pure nonsense and gibberish!

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u/Desperate-Ad-6463 5d ago

Is that Jack Nicholson I see there on the left?

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u/marlinmarlin99 5d ago

"has anyone heard of this new crypto "cryptocumdoge"

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u/neoben00 5d ago

Probably about how they are mad poor people don't do more.

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u/goxpal 5d ago

I can’t believe these idiots want us to give them our millions, eh, Carnegie? F them factory workers, Rockefeller. Let them eat, burgers. Ha ha ha …

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u/NecroCrumb_UBR 5d ago

In 1904?

Eugenics probably.

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u/SookHe 5d ago

Can you please pass the salt?

Please kind sir, pass the salt down,

Please kind sir, pass the salt down.

Please kind sir, pass the salt down.

Please kind sir, pass the salt down.

Please kind sir, pass the salt down,

Please kind sir, pass the salt down.

Please kind sir, pass the salt down.

Please kind sir, pass the salt down.

Thank you Salts food Here you go.

Please kind sir, pass the salt back.

Please kind sir, pass the salt back.

Please kind sir, pass the salt back.

Please kind sir, pass the salt back.

Please kind sir, pass the salt back.

Please kind sir, pass the salt back.

Please kind sir, pass the salt back.

Please kind sir, pass the salt back.

Do you have an pepper?

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u/WaitingForNormal 5d ago

“Gentlemen, please have a seat, we’re going to take a quick group selfie and then get down to the business at hand; how to fuck over the little people. Say grrrrrr.”

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u/Superb_Raccoon 5d ago

Harumph!

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u/DouchecraftCarrier 5d ago

I didn't get a harumph outta that guy!

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u/thelearningjourney 5d ago

The importance of diversity

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u/dropbear_hunter 5d ago

Safe bet there were a fair few "harumph" at this event.

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u/Plenty-Competition55 5d ago

Where’s all the bitches

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u/Haasenpheffer74 5d ago

Where are the women?

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u/thatotterone 5d ago

look in the very back of the picture...in an alcove. there they are..

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u/Haasenpheffer74 5d ago

I thought those were the singers or band?

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